"Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous "
"Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?"
"I’m proud of myself for not laughing, every time I see a hilarious wipe out."
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. "
"A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove "
"Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day."
""My passion for surfing was more than my fear of sharks." Bethany Hamilton"
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. Joey Adams "
"Life is better on a paddleboard"
"I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss."
"Sorry I couldn't make it. I had a board meeting."
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.” — T.S. Elliot "
"You guys just missed it, you should have been here yesterday - Endless Summer"
"It's more fun when you do it standing up"
"I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa"
""Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind." Laird Hamilton"
"“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol"
"Like walking on water.. only better"
"Worry Less... Paddle More...."
""We're all equal before a wave." Laird Hamilton"
""There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf." Unknown author"
""Waves are not measured in feet and inches, they are measured in increments of fear." Buzzy Trent"
"Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?"
""I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer." Jack O'Neill"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
""Love all, trust few, always paddle your own canoe or SUP "
""There are a million ways to paddle, and as long as you're smiling you're doing it right." "
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry"
"Float atop your happy place"
""Charlie don't surf." Lt Col William Kilgore"
"My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems."
""You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." John Kabat-Zinn"
"Confucius says; Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. "
""Eddie would go." Mark Foo"
""Live to surf, surf to live." Mike Doyle"
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me."
"The water delights to lift us free, if only we dare let go."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein "
"Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. "
"I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. "
"OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!"
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous "
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams"