"Worry Less... Paddle More...."
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. Joey Adams "
"Confucius says; Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. "
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. "
""You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." John Kabat-Zinn"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. "
"My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems."
""Love all, trust few, always paddle your own canoe or SUP "
""Waves are not measured in feet and inches, they are measured in increments of fear." Buzzy Trent"
"I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss."
"Sorry I couldn't make it. I had a board meeting."
"Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. "
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
""Live to surf, surf to live." Mike Doyle"
"Like walking on water.. only better"
""I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer." Jack O'Neill"
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous "
"Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?"
"“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol"
"Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa"
"Float atop your happy place"
"It's more fun when you do it standing up"
"OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!"
"Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous "
"I’m proud of myself for not laughing, every time I see a hilarious wipe out."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams"
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein "
""Eddie would go." Mark Foo"
""Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind." Laird Hamilton"
""There are a million ways to paddle, and as long as you're smiling you're doing it right." "
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me."
""Charlie don't surf." Lt Col William Kilgore"
"Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day."
"Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?"
"Life is better on a paddleboard"
"You guys just missed it, you should have been here yesterday - Endless Summer"
"The water delights to lift us free, if only we dare let go."
""We're all equal before a wave." Laird Hamilton"
""My passion for surfing was more than my fear of sharks." Bethany Hamilton"
""There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf." Unknown author"
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry"
"A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove "
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.” — T.S. Elliot "