"I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. "
"I’m proud of myself for not laughing, every time I see a hilarious wipe out."
""There are a million ways to paddle, and as long as you're smiling you're doing it right." "
"Like walking on water.. only better"
"Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
""Eddie would go." Mark Foo"
"OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
""We're all equal before a wave." Laird Hamilton"
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. Joey Adams "
"It's more fun when you do it standing up"
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.” — T.S. Elliot "
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams"
"A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove "
"Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?"
""I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer." Jack O'Neill"
"I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa"
"Float atop your happy place"
""My passion for surfing was more than my fear of sharks." Bethany Hamilton"
"Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?"
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein "
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. "
"I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss."
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me."
"Sorry I couldn't make it. I had a board meeting."
"The water delights to lift us free, if only we dare let go."
"Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous "
""You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." John Kabat-Zinn"
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous "
"Confucius says; Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. "
"Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. "
""Charlie don't surf." Lt Col William Kilgore"
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry"
"Worry Less... Paddle More...."
""Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind." Laird Hamilton"
""There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf." Unknown author"
"“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol"
""Live to surf, surf to live." Mike Doyle"
"Life is better on a paddleboard"
""Waves are not measured in feet and inches, they are measured in increments of fear." Buzzy Trent"
""Love all, trust few, always paddle your own canoe or SUP "
"You guys just missed it, you should have been here yesterday - Endless Summer"
"My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems."
"Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day."